ZOHRAN THE ASTOUNDING!

Just wait for his carnival tricks to take effect!

In a shocking development in the New York City mayoral DemoKKKrat primary, which is all that matters since no R will win anytime soon, a radical socialist Muslim Zohran Mamdami, won. It would take a monumental effort for current mayor Eric the Red Adams (a far, far left candidate who looks like he ate at Sensible Sandwiches compared to Zohran) and Curtis Sliwa to form some sort of alliance to stop him.

We know that the lower-income people voted for Nipplepin Venthoarder (Andrew Cuomo) and that the rich, college-educated (now a synonym for stupid) voted for Zohran. Maybe he read goat entrails for them: “You will make money with me!”