THE SKINNY MINNY TIDAL POOL WILL SUCK IN EVERYTHING

This promises to be the mother of all scandals, and my do what the Epstein files could never do.

As of late last night, December 29, 2025, none of the major news outlets save CNN have even covered the Skinny Minny fraud story. I find this good news. It suggests first that they know how incredibly damaging this is, and by ignoring it are just hoping it will go away. Second, it also suggests that not one of them yet has figured out a way to even remotely frame this as either not a big deal or “Trump’s fault.”