American "Behans"

The moronic GOP still hasn't figured out politics is a blood sport.

The latest Faux News headline is basically "we don't want to demean the impeachment process like the DemoKKKrats did by impeaching the Rutabaga.

And this is in a single story the biggest problem of our time. Despite their unmeasurable evil, despite their moloch-worshipping slavish dedication to crushing black families and aborting as many babies as they can while screeching about climate change, despite their obsession with the deranged and degenerate transoid proclivities of less than 1% of the U.S. population, the DemoKKKrats are not the problem.

The Republicans are the problem because they are they only party with enough broad support and money aggregation capability to actually stop these heathen slimemasters and instead they cower behind decorum.

Their “take the high road to defeat” has been a mainstay of the loser class for years. Most recently it came when John McTurd refused to go after Obama (Zero) out of fear of being called a racist. Instead, the cowardly McTurd brought on Sarah Palin as his veep, allowed her to be the attack dog, and stabbed her in the back at every opportunity so he would be clean. He did the same thing in Arizona to conservatives and even after his passing, the “cordial” wing of the Arizona GOP stayed home to the tune of 100,000 in the 2022 governor and Senate races in the most vile and despicable behavior yet to occur in this state, handing it over to the incompetent and putrid Hobbit (Hobbes). But that’s ok: the McTurdites didn’t have to vote for the “nasty” Kari Lake or Blake Masters.

An even worse example crawled out of Utah in the form of the reptilian Minion Romney, who wasn’t even a resident of Utah until he ran. Romney has a personal grudge with the right, particularly President Donald Trump, who teased him with a dinner to discuss the Seecretaryship of State, only to leave him humilliated when Trump gave the job to Rex Tillerson. Believe me, Minion has never forgotten that. Again, in the general election, with Zero actually on the ropes in a debate, Minion slithered away, handing the election to one of the worst presidents ever. (Not sure, even today, that Minion might not have eclipsed even Zero and Jesus Carter as horrid presidents. But we’ll never know.)

So now impeachment would be “demeaned” if Republicans used it against against an actual, real criminal in the form of the demonic Rutabaga, who has taken outright bribes on multiple occasions to alter American policy; who has used his veep position to end an investigation of corruption involving himself in Ukraine—-and admitted it in public—-and who is so thoroughly incapable of conducting his job in even the simplest ways that he should be at best in an asylum and at worst in front of an international tribunal.

And yes, this is the Republicans’ fault. Remember Sherif Behan in the movie “Tombstone?” He strutted around all day in a nice suit, claiming to be the sheriff, all the while letting others, including an elderly man and ultimately the Earps, take the bullets that his position demanded he take. Our Republicans are the modern Behans. They want the glitz, the money, the prestige, but do not want to have to actually engage the enemy. (And yes, I do realize that some of these Behans actually are with the Clantons and are the enemy).

We have in the House maybe 40 Earps. In the Senate, maybe five.

Then we have Trump, who is the Earp Brothers, the Terminator, and William Wallace combined. And that’s why they can’t allow him back. They need them some Behans so they can keep American Tombstone in their grip.

Larry Schweikart

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